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Carols By Nkandlalight

December 12, 2014

fun times in africa 🙂

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‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through Nkandla
The lights were ablaze
To the sound of “Amandla!”

While the rest of the nation
Was shedding its load
The power was strong
In this humble abode

Whose brilliant gleam
Could be viewed from in space
By a man in a sleigh
With a grin on his face

As he drove through the stars
In his dazzling red suit
He said “I’m coming to get you
To pay back the loot”

But the head of the house told him
Don’t be a fool
I spent it on building
This flaming big pool

So come sit beside me
And let’s get all boozy
In the Peace and Goodwill
Of my fire jacuzzi

I’ll raise up my glass
And say, “Ja, Noël Fine”
But I won’t pay the money
And I’ll never resign

But look to the lights
That shine over yonder

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10 Facts for Bob Geldof

November 19, 2014

worth repeating

GB on tour!

Dear Sir Bob,

Thanks so much for doing the Ebola fundraising thing. We hope you raise lots and lots of money. The only thing is, there is a world outside your window Sir, but it might not be quite how you imagine it. We thought you might like to refer to our handy list of facts and figures to help you along when you do the Live Aid 30 re-edit.

Do they know it’s Christmas? – Lovely sentiment, great tune, huge money raiser, but ever so slightly bonkers!

Lets take a look at the facts:

1. There is water flowing in Africa, really quite a lot of it in fact.

“Where the only water flowing Is the bitter sting of tears”

What? What about the world’s longest river? The river Nile is over 4000 miles long.

(The 5 biggest rivers in Africa are: Nile, Congo, Zambizi, Niger, Orange river)


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2013 in review

January 1, 2014

The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 2,200 times in 2013. If it were a cable car, it would take about 37 trips to carry that many people.

Click here to see the complete report.

Trance party love

February 19, 2013

I have a new passion… a new love… a new family.
And it’s called trance.

my happy hat and happy nails


the main stage at origin 2013
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Hannah Hart Love

December 2, 2012

I spend a LOT of time on YouTube. Who needs TV when you have all these amazing videos online? There are a few YouTube celebrities that I follow but this lady is my favourite.



I’d like to introduce the beautiful and oh so cute and adorable Hannah Hart. *squee* GIRL CRUSH *squee*

She goes by the name Harto and I follow here on YouTube and Twitter…and Instagram. I like her a LOT! Read more…

I know people died n stuff but hey.. move over!

October 25, 2012

i have no comment.

My Eurovision 2012

May 27, 2012

I have never watched Eurovision live before.. until tonight. I’d heard it’s pretty cheesy but nothing could’ve prepared me for this. The winner has now been announced and the costumes have been put away… but the horrors will live forever on youtube. Let’s go through it all again, shall we? Oh come on now…. 🙂

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